Gangbanged in a Winter Wonderland by Jessica GrabbitSynopsis
Paige is about to enjoy an Xmas weekend away with Jack… but has he invited some extra guests without telling her?!
InSixSexWords: How not to describe love scenes.
Our Thoughts:
Amanda: Wait. By Jessica Grabbit? Nice.
Kelly: Promise me you’ll look at this cover at some point. PLEASE
Amanda: It’s freaky creepy.
Kelly: You like?
Amanda: And… “There was something about crunchy snow that always whet Paige’s appetite.” For… um, what, exactly?
Kelly: Cornflakes.
Amanda: Her nipple is described as “a pink bullet.”
Kelly: “Their mouths opened as the French kiss ensued…” o.O
Amanda: Very sexy description, of course.
Kelly: OH DEAR GAWD! Her large melonous planets? That’s painful.
Amanda: You need the entire sentence for full impact. “Jack reach [sic] around and unhooked her bra, allowing her large melonous planets to hang free like two firm mounds of jelly.”
Kelly: *cries*
Amanda: Clitty. A frustrated clitty.
Kelly: I… what’s with all these extraneous adverbs?
Amanda: “God Jack I need more than your fingers. I need a big manly member inside my slick love box!”
Kelly: I don’t know about anyone else, but I often use words like that to describe a lady’s love cave. Her cavern of womanly delights, if you will.
Amanda: “It was 9 inches in length with a smooth shaft, and as his foreskin naturally withdrew Paige’s mouth watered as she saw his huge shiny helmet, the lights of the Christmas tree reflecting on it decoratively.” *dies*
Kelly: I’m pained by some of the wording here. PAINED.
Amanda: HIS AGGRESSIVE FLESHY HARPOON.
Kelly: IT GETS BETTER!
Amanda: “luke-warm sex-piss” sounds delightful.
Kelly: *cries again*
Amanda: AND THEN THERE WAS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. The plot thickens…. or is it another penis thickening?
Kelly: HE’S A HAIRY ONE, RICARDO IS!
Amanda: AND BIG TOO! All 10.5 inches!
Kelly: HOLY HANNAH, THAT WAS PAINFUL. (the writing, not Ricardo’s 10.5 incher.)
Amanda: But soooooooo much better than the last GLA.
Kelly: True. TRUE. I did feel like the author used a thesaurus for some words. I mean, some words were just slightly off.
Amanda: I was amused. As you can tell by how many passages I quoted. Why review a book when the book does the reviewing for you?
Kelly: Excellent point. So, this was a good bad GLA?
Amanda: Most definitely.
Kelly: Agreed.
Gangbanged in a Winter Wonderland was a free Kindle download we picked up on 7/31/14.
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I’m cackling so loud. I’m pretty sure I scared my cats.
Heh. You should have been reading it! The cackles would have been ear-spiltting!