Sarah has always been fascinated by haunted houses. It’s no wonder that she buys the one in her hometown the first chance she gets. She’s going to prove to everyone that she can live in a haunted house longer than anyone. She’s ready for strange noises and moving furniture, but what she doesn’t expect is a haunted HDMI cable with her in its sights. This sexually charged video cable intends to give her a night she never forgets.
SixSexWords: A rather bland ghost erotica story.
Amanda: If I search my Kindle for “HDMI,” this is the only book that shows up. What does that say about me?
Kelly: You don’t buy a lot of computer related books?
Amanda: True. I just download a lot of weird erotica titles.
Kelly: *thinks fondly of the gay biker rainbow*
Amanda: I might have a cheese puff complex now.
Kelly: *remembers the dinosaurs who had sex with cars with a twinkle in my eye*
Amanda: Never thought I’d see the day where dinos sexing up cars would be preferable.
Kelly: Oh, hey! I have a haunted HDMI cable sighting!
Amanda: Oh, good. I got stuck on the sentence about how the main character’s couch is so comfortable, then wandered away for a while because I don’t even know.
Kelly: That was… umm, okay.
Amanda: I’m still reading. It’s… okay… so far.
Kelly: Yeah. Okay.
Amanda: Honestly, it would have been more entertaining if she’d been shocked in the shower, which is what I thought would happen. For a few seconds.
Kelly: I was expecting something a little less… vanilla. If that makes sense. Like, this story was kinda bland.
Amanda: Dude. YOU’RE SO RIGHT. That’s exactly it.
Kelly: *buffs nails* Thanks. I do try to be articulate upon occasion. And then sometimes I just AHKLFNSUIFJ!
Amanda: You know, this was like a lame tentacle sex story, but with an HDMI cable instead of tentacles. Though the HDMI cable didn’t even come. I feel like it should have.
Kelly: I’m of the opinion that crazy erotica needs to be crazy. Like, I want to have to SERIOUSLY suspend my disbelief. This… it didn’t do it for me.
Amanda: Nope. And none of the haunted house thing was ever resolved. Was it just that once? Did the ghost just want its way with someone?
Kelly: No clue. But, hey! HDMI fun fact: This book is no longer on Amazon. Take that as you will.
Amanda: I think that says it all.
Taken by the Haunted HDMI Cable was a free Kindle download we picked up on … I don’t know. The book’s not on Amazon anymore and it seems like an awful lot of work to wade through my purchases to figure out when I downloaded it. So I won’t. Because I’m the master of my own fate and I’m not going to let anybody tell me what to do. Unless he’s large and muscular and monstrously proportioned. That’s right! I’M (mostly) THE BOSS OF ME!