Dating the Goblin King by Mimi Strong {Kelly’s review}

Dating the Goblin King by Mimi Strong
Reviewed by Kelly

Synopsis

Mindy Sassamouth always dreamed of dating the Goblin King and being someone the other girls were envious of. Now she’s about to do both, on the same day.

Thanks to some clever scheming, Mindy wins the Kingdom’s first ever beauty pageant. She also catches the eye of a certain gentleman in very tight pants. There’s just one problem. Jayred keeps pulling out his crystal balls and looking at a girl named Shara, who’s currently navigating the Big Maze.

Mindy knows what she wants (hint: it’s the Royal Sceptre), and now she must do whatever it takes to get her hands on the gorgeous, mysterious man of her dreams.

Kelly’s Thoughts

HA! Oh, man. If you’re looking for a wacky, pop cultured-filled story with lots of mentions of the Goblin King’s royal bits, THEN LOOK NO FURTHER! Jayred’s Royal Scepter will leave you giggling. Seriously. Because Mindy wants to get her sugarlips all over that beast and show it who’s boss.

HONESTLY, I’M STILL LAUGHING WITH DELIGHT!

Note: This is a spooftacular tale that runs the gamut from silly to sexy. I’m not always the biggest fan of comedic writing like this (because humor is so subjective) but I was LAUGHING OUT LOUD while reading. I think that says it all.

Dating the Goblin King was part of a free ARE bundle I downloaded on 07/20/13 for the Why Buy the Cow? reading challenge. ROYAL SCEPTER! HEEEEE!