Lair of the Beastmen by Lola Grey {Kelly’s review}

BeastmenLair of the Beastmen by Lola Grey
Reviewed by Kelly

Synopsis

Amy is part of a survey team on the search for a mysterious cave filled with prehistoric art.

But when she is cut off from the others by a fearsome creature, half man and half beast, Amy finds herself at the monster’s primal whims.

Escaping may prove difficult, especially when more beastmen show up…

Kelly’s Thoughts

Lair of the Beastmen is for people who…

…enjoy the lone woman in the wilderness, accosted by monsters scenario.
…don’t mind some rough lovin’.
…get a kick out of naked monsters.
…like when a duo turn into a moresome. Because the MORE THE MERRIER, AMIRITE?!?!

The lesson I take from lone women in the wilderness books is that YOU WILL FIND THE MONSTER AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT. Because they do. And I enjoy reading about it.

Books are your friends!Lair of the Beastmen was a free Kindle book I downloaded on 04/26/15. DO NOT wander off alone unless you’re looking for some beastly lovin’.

Deep in the Dark by Trinity Dare {Kelly’s review}

DarkDeep in the Dark by Trinity Dare
Reviewed by Kelly

Synopsis

When Kayla decides to do a little exploring during her summer, she never knew what she’d be getting herself into. After a careless slip and a fall in a newly found cave, she finds herself the subject of some strange creatures’ breeding habits. The craziest part is how much she actually likes it!

Just how many eggs can her nubile body take, and can she withstand the pleasure it gives her?

Delve into the darkness and discover what could be lurking beneath.

Kelly’s Thoughts

Deep in the Dark is for people who…

…like a little weirdness in their erotica.
…don’t mind tentacle-y worms and other assorted critters.
…enjoy a rousing tale of egg implantation on an unsuspecting lady.
…wonder where an over-the-top erotica book can be found.

I read some awesomely out-there erotica. I totally own that. This story had me blinking a time or two. Because these cave-dwelling critters certainly don’t hold back when it comes to pleasuring the lady who falls into their lair. And the eggs. SO MANY EGGS. How does one come back from that, I wonder.

Books are your friends!Deep in the Dark was a free Kindle book I downloaded on 04/26/15. *stares at everyone*

Bad Wolf, On the Run by J.M. Keep {Kelly’s review}

BadWolfBad Wolf, On the Run by J.M. Keep
Reviewed by Kelly

Synopsis

Sarah is fleeing from something that no one believes exists. The stuff of fairy tales and myths.

The werewolf pack are right on her tail, and they won’t rest until she’s claimed by them. But one wants her more than the others, more than even she could have guessed.

A dark fairy tale erotica. Can be read as a standalone or with Bad Wolf, Be Good.

Kelly’s Thoughts

Bad Wolf, On the Run is for people who…

…enjoy when #NakedWerewolves make an appearance.
…get a kick out of that MINE mentality.
…want to see the girl get what she needs.
…like hawt sexin’ in the great outdoors.

I do enjoy J.M. Keep’s books. They hit the spot as far as the sexy times go. And when the best guy gets the girl? EVEN BETTER!

Books are your friends!Bad Wolf, On the Run was a free Kindle book I downloaded on 04/26/15. I do love those naked werewolves, don’t I?

Mounted by a Monster: Under Her Bed by Mina Shay {Kelly’s review}

UnderHerBedMounted by a Monster: Under Her Bed by Mina Shay
Reviewed by Kelly

Synopsis

Janey’s had a monster under her bed for as long as she can remember. Originally the creature terrified her, however Janey’s found a unique way to soothe the monster.

Except this time its not working. She’s got to find another way to pacify the monster before it succumbs to a deadly rage.

Kelly’s Thoughts

Mounted by a Monster: Under Her Bed is for people who…

…don’t mind their monsters excessively hairy.
…like when a lady knows what she wants.
…get a kick out of monstrous thrusts.
…enjoy a sexy twist on a classic.

Janey and her monster certainly have an interesting relationship. And the hair. THE HAIR. There’s a lot of it.

Books are your friends!Mounted by a Monster: Under Her Bed was a free Kindle book I downloaded on 04/26/15. Once you get past all the hair, he’s THERE!

Pounded by a Plesiosaurus by Verity Vixxen {Kelly’s review}

PLESIOSAURUSPounded by a Plesiosaurus by Verity Vixxen
Dionna Does Dino Valley #2
Reviewed by Kelly

Synopsis

Finally, just the thing you’ve been waiting for – Dino Erotica with a story line. Because character development is really, really important in Dino Erotica.

27-year-old champion rock-climber, Dionna Donalson, got more dino than she could ever have bargained for when a Pterodactyl decided she was more than just an intruder. But her delicious encounter with a pterosaur is only the beginning of her adventures in Dino Valley. Professor Liam Tomlin has another mission for Dionna should she choose to accept it, and this one will have her meet with a very large, and very interested adolescent Plesiosaurus! Is Dionna up to the challenge of being taken by another dinosaur?

Author’s Note: If you’re looking for a book with deep backstory, romantic elements, and strong world-building, this probably isn’t the book for you. If, however, you want to read about a spunky girl meeting every which way with an array of reptilian beasts you’ve come to the right place!

Kelly’s Thoughts

Pounded by a Plesiosaurus is for people who…

…take their dino lovin’ one dino at a time.
…don’t mind a little surprise anal sex in their erotica.
…enjoy a character with exhibitionist AND voyeuristic tendencies.
…like when a lady gets excited and just goes for it.

DINOSAURS DO IT BETTER. Or harder. Or something. Yassssss.

Books are your friends!Pounded by a Plesiosaurus was a free Kindle book I downloaded on 04/26/15. Those dinos aren’t getting any smaller!

Pumped by a Pterodactyl by Verity Vixxen {Kelly’s review}

PterodactylPumped by a Pterodactyl by Verity Vixxen
Dionna Does Dino Valley #1
Reviewed by Kelly

Synopsis

Finally, just the thing you’ve been waiting for – Dino Erotica with a story line. Because character development is really, really important in Dino Erotica.

Dionna Donalson is a 27-year-old champion rock climber, who likes things spicy in the bedroom. When she is offered $10,000 to attend a secret meeting, she can hardly resist. She finds herself whisked away by private jet to the remote Bolivian Andes where she is met by the young, handsome professor, Liam Tomlin. He reveals to her the world’s greatest secret; a valley full of cloned dinosaurs. Professor Tomlin has a job for Dionna, a job only a woman with her expertise can manage; sneak into a Pterodactyl’s nest and steal an egg. But Dionna is about to get a whole lot more Pterodactyl than she bargained for.

This book features erotic dinosaur love.

Author’s Note: If you’re looking for a book with deep backstory, romantic elements, and strong world-building, this probably isn’t the book for you. If, however, you want to read about a spunky girl taking it every which way with an array of reptilian beasts, who pound, pump and bang her, you’ve come to the right place!

Kelly’s Thoughts

Pumped by a Pterodactyl is for people who…

…like that dino lovin’.
…want to see Dionna hit the mile high club. TWICE.
…enjoy their dinos oversized and oversexed.
…did I mention the dinos?

Not going to lie, I got a giggle out of this one. Mid-air dino sexin’ is going to be all the rage soon. I CAN FEEL IT!

Books are your friends!Pumped by a Pterodactyl was a free Kindle book I downloaded on 04/26/15. Dinos do it better!

Pleasing Her Majesty by Roxie Noir {Kelly’s review}

MajestyPleasing Her Majesty by Roxie Noir
The Erotic Adventures of Heraklea #9
Reviewed by Kelly

Synopsis

Yes, your highness…

Heraklea needs to get a belt, and not just any belt—this belt belongs to the Queen of the Amazons.

She’s thinking she can ask for it, but when she gets there, she finds that won’t work, and instead she’s granted a private audience with the queen… and her lover.

Can Heraklea please both these demanding women at once?

Kelly’s Thoughts

Pleasing Her Majesty is for people who…

…like it when the ladies get frisky.
…don’t mind when one feisty heroine is put to the test.
…get a kick out of plentiful lady juices.
…wonder what those Amazons do with all those stone dicks.

Heraklea is insatiable. However, it’s possible the Amazon women are even more so. RIDE ‘EM, HERAKLEA!

Books are your friends!Pleasing Her Majesty was a free Kindle book I downloaded on 04/03/15. Heraklea likes her lovin’ rough. Niiiiiice.

Shina and the Great Lover by Raine Roka {Kelly’s review}

ShinaShina and the Great Lover by Raine Roka
Reviewed by Kelly

Synopsis

A mysterious planet. A missing scout ship. A beautiful female explorer. An alien so powerful, and so consumed by passion, that the fates of worlds would hang in the balance as Shina found ecstasy in the Great Lover’s many, many arms…

Kelly’s Thoughts

Shina and the Great Lover is for people who…

…like tentacles with an exploratory bent.
…enjoy sexy time on a distant planet.
…get a kick out of a woman (or a man) finding endless ecstasy with a gifted alien.
…love tentacles. A lot.

Duuuuude. Yes. Just, yes on so many levels. Sentient tentacles and their desire for companionship. IT WORKED FOR ME.

Books are your friends!Shina and the Great Lover was a free Kindle book I downloaded on 04/03/15. Yassssss. Space tentacles do it deeper!

Trading Teon by Reagan Hawk {Kelly’s review}

TeonTrading Teon by Reagan Hawk
Beast Masters #1
Reviewed by Kelly

Synopsis

Garon and Lorne, shapeshifting males of the Ralenium race, are fierce guns for hire in the universe. When a cargo ship transporting women charged with crimes by the Galactic Star Union arrives on their planet, the men make the traders an offer they can’t refuse. Planet Ralen is sorely lacking in women, and the males have an inborn desire to dominate, to tame females and to reproduce. When their inner beasts’ clocks start ticking and the burning need to spread their seed consumes them, they go on the hunt for the perfect female. Too bad both men want the same woman.

Teon, a lady with a place in high society, thought life as she knew it was over when she was wrongfully charged with a crime by her stepmother. A prisoner en route to a barren planet to serve her sentence, she’s presented with an opportunity to start over again on the planet Ralen. The catch is she has to be willing to be claimed by two males. Not just any males mind you, two burning hunks who are ready to fight to the death if need be to share her bed.

Warning: Novella contains graphic language, light BDSM play/themes, extreme alpha male shifters who cannot wait to get a collar on their female to brand her as theirs for life, women willing to submit and scorching hot sex scenes. If you don’t like strong men who take control in the bedroom and sometimes out, or if you’re in the market for long, drawn-out plots, this isn’t the series for you. This novella is hot and dirty and won’t apologize for that fact.

Kelly’s Thoughts

Trading Teon is for people who…

…like their heroes big and alpha.
…don’t mind a little beastly-ness thrown into the mix.
…enjoy a society where dudes don’t mind getting frisky with other dudes.
…get a kick out of a MINE mentality.

It turns out I read book 2 before reading this one. Which was cool and all, but I kinda felt like I’d already read this one as I got deeper into it. Which means… I don’t know… either the situations were similar or I have a super overactive imagination. Anywho. The sex was certainly sexy.

Books are your friends!Trading Teon was a free Kindle book I downloaded on 03/24/15. The shapeshifting dudes from another planet were nice.

Prepared to Please by Reagan Hawk {Kelly’s review}

PreparedToPleasePrepared to Please by Reagan Hawk
Cyber Sex #1
Reviewed by Kelly

Synopsis

She’s hot, willing and ready do anything to satisfy him at a single command. Captain Roman Parker’s dream woman? Not quite. Because she’s not real. The hologram he’s created to relieve his sexual tensions is a poor substitute for the real Destiny—the woman who makes his blood boil and fire shoot through his loins. Except Destiny doesn’t want him…or so he thinks.

Lt. Commander Destiny Stewart has had her eye on her superior officer from the moment they met. Not wanting to lose her position aboard the expedition vessel, Destiny sticks with pleasuring herself and enlists the help of a holographic likeness of Captain Parker to really get her juices flowing.

Technology brings Roman and Destiny a soulless satisfaction—until they discover just how much better the real thing can be.

Kelly’s Thoughts

Prepared to Please is for people who…

…like their sexin’ fast, hot, and not entirely real.
…enjoy a little hanky panky on a spaceship.
…get a kick out of the real Captain exceeding all anatomical expectations.
…like when two lonely hearts find a little happiness.

Sexy sci-fi. It’s my thang. *slow thumbs up*

Books are your friends!Prepared to Please was a free Kindle book I downloaded on 03/27/15. That’s certainly one use for a hologram.